1. Two frogs fell in love, get married young man, a clam ugly woman.
Furious men rushed the frog said: slut, how else?
Female frog cried and said: his father, before I know you spend huge amounts of money over the whole volume.
2. donkey asked Laolv: why we eat every day, hay, and cows Dun Dun eat concentrated feed?
Laolv sighed: hey, we menfolk than not, we are by errand to eat, people rely on breast eat!
3. duck and crab racing, with the finish line, a close call.
Referee: you come to a rock paper scissors, right?
big duck Fury: Damn, I calculated? I was a cloth, he always scissors.
4. dog Bears wrote: marry me, I really love you, you will be happy to marry me.
Bear said: it does not marry it, marry you only raw bear, I want to marry a cat, it was distinguished students do Panda!
5. Laobie molested mussel, bitten, dragged reluctantly Laobie mussel crawl back and forth.
frog met with respect and admiration: Boy, Columbia, dirty turtle, and access are sandwiched briefcase.
6. Kuangzhui bees butterflies, butterfly is married to a snail.
bees do not Solution: Where is he better than me?
butterfly answer: people love me, but whatever the outcome, have their own house,UGG boots cheap, which, like you live in the dormitory
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